La Zona Muerta

If you’re looking for super hot takes on Dyanamite, I dunno if I’m your man this week. I largely found the episode dull and don’t have a lot to say about it. There was technically good wrestling, but a lot of it felt marred by stupidity (should Kyle Fletcher cheat before MJF inevitably does? Yes, you dork. STAB MJF IN HIS EYE), apathy (the six man was fine, even good but All In probably turning into a three way with the Bucks, FTR and the Acclaimed? Ugh; I could not be less interested) or pointlessness (Bryan Danielson and Jeff Jarrett had a good match but there were a couple of points where the announcers genuinely tried to sell that Danielson could lose, which was a huge eyeroll).

I really don’t think I’ll be buying All In. There was a post show backstage segment (What? What the hell are we doing here? Put that shit on TV) setting up Hangman Page and Jeff Jarrett (!) for All In, which… look, I love Jeff Jarrett, but that is NOT a PPV match. It’s dumb; that’s barely even a TV main event. They also set up Hanger and Jay Lethal but that will surely be on Collision or even Rampage. For me, that’s a real bang your head on the desk moment; it’s not even going to be Kazuchika Okada and Hangman, which they have teased a couple of times now? It’s Jarrett? For their stadium show?

My goodwill is out the window with this company. This is a place where the evil lady gets a towering new heater but wears ten inch heels so she won’t look small in comparison. This is a place where they take a real life suspension and weave it into a storyline (and then can’t remember if the principal is actually suspended or not. Go back and listen to what Tony Schiavone said; he noted that Tony Khan lifted the suspension but Britt Baker said she would spend her suspension coming up with ways to hurt Mercedes). I hate it when some clod says “that’s like TNA” or “that’s like WCW 2000,” since that’s such facile, such easy criticism and it’s rarely apt, but in this case, it’s getting more apt every week.

The ship is listing and no one seems to care enough to right it.

I don’t want to cheat the near DOZENS who bother to come read this claptrap, so here’s a drawing of Robert Bruce Banner, the Incredible Hulk. Never let it be said that I leave you guys hanging when it comes to BLISTERING HOT CONTENT.